I always wondered what happens with the birds after they leave my sight. Where do they go? What kind of lives do they lead?
Are they solely spending their lives flying from tree to tree, chirping, fluffing, sitting on a branch, occasionally grabbing a bite to eat, than fluffing again, chirping and flying off to another branch....
I don't buy it, not for a second, I never did. There's much more going on here, there must be....nobody so interesting to us leads such uninteresting lives, there's no logic to it.
And after I did some serious spinning and dizzying (some call it thinking), it dawned on me.
They must be leading secret double lives! These guys, they're working undercover!
Yes, birds must have secret jobs as government agents. Or, they're fashion & artists models. They pose for magazine spreads and famous Etsy artists....They have high payed corporate jobs, earn much more than Warren Buffet and give even more to charities, bird charities....
And after doing some extensive undercover research myself, I've got pictures to prove it....
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Here's what Mr. Robin, from my previous post, looks like when he's not pretending he's just a bird:
Etsy artist Berkley Illustration
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And these two, they look awfully suspicious to me, can a couple look "too married"? These two sure do, Mr. and Mrs. Cardinal:
Etsy artist Berkley Illustration
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How about these birds, they are so obviously undercover Zebra Finches:
Etsy artist yumi yumi
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Whoa, look at this guy, he doubles as a prince, and is called Le Prince!
Etsy artist Christiane Desbiens Carver
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My, my, a contemporary Mata Hara, sending off some important info...
Etsy artist Geninne
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And he, he must have access to some brand new spy technology, obviously... frog pig and firefly technology...
Bird And Moon Studio
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"Try To Sing Your Own Song", ah, the integrity of this guy... he's happy with being just a bird. But what a voice he's got! What? He's really an opera singer? At the royal Opera House in London? I should have known...
Etsy artist Natasha Newton
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Now that I've shared with you my suspicions, I hope you will follow up on my scoop and visit all the links above to explore the places these birds are really inhabiting. Have fun and don't look to suspicious!
xoxoxo
P.S.
All photo copyrights belong to each artist respectively.